You're sexy. You're smart. So be part of the real sexual revolution; Join us for candid talk about intimacy, relationships, protection, and more.
Buy a Box, Give a Box

65 million Americans are currently living with an STD.* And Women are twice as likely as men to contract an STD.* Find out how you can make a difference. Join the Cause. Visit elexabytrojan.com.

*Source: American Social Health Association

« A Woman's Mantra | Main | The Snow In/Love In »

Give Up Masturbation? Are You Serious?

I’ve been covering my Elexa Sexy Smart beat faithfully and looking up sex toys and making my friends and acquaintances spill their dirt and nastiness for you guys and I am overlooking one of the greatest sex stimulators I’ve come across in my life and its one that will (barring any run-ins with the mafia) be with me until the very day that I die: my right hand!

Oh my goodness!

I mean, I’ve certainly mentioned masturbation in this blog, but its usually part of introducing a vibrator, describing an erotic fantasy or some manifesto on movies, music or tingling lube.

But what about rubbing yourself silly just for its own sake? No frills. No fantasies. Just for the sheer “get off” factor alone. I’ve lost whole afternoons masturbating. I’ll only allow my fingernails to get so long. Being in love (or lust) helps, but sometimes its purely a physical thing. Its like getting high.

I’m a chronic insomniac. Sometimes, I’ll be tired as hell, but I will not be able to get to sleep for the life of me. I’ll be tired, physically tired, but my mind will still be going like gangbusters. For whatever reason, one that I choose not to analyze, this is a sexual trigger for me. It doesn’t make me feel sexy, you see, but I must whack off in situations like that or I cannot shut down for the night. Sometimes I even need to come over and over and over before I’m spent. I know, weird, right?

So, I’ve been thinking: what would take masturbation’s place as my sleep method if I had to give it up? Girly herbal tea and Enya? Would I be hooked on sleeping pills? No way. I like my method. Because sincerely, who in the world, Dumb Josh Hartnett movies aside, would try to give up masturbation?

I’ve tried to see how many days I could go without it, you know, just as an experiment to see if my orgasms would be more intense after waiting a while (results proved inconclusive), or if it would make sex better with a new guy I was seeing (who cares?).

Tell me. What would you give up masturbation for?

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/908030/7610284

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Give Up Masturbation? Are You Serious?:

Comments

Why I Hate Russia
by Joel Phillips (publisher, www.religiousfreeomwatch.org; owner American Coast Title www.actfortitle.com and proud to be an American and a Scientologist)

When I was a kid we used to jump under our desks and hide when they rang the air alarm. The teachers said this was in case the Russians came and bombed us.

Well you know what they bombed us and did a good job of it. They have us doing whatever they say.

First of all they are leaders in religious persecution. They closed down the Scientology Center in Saint Petersburg. Now I suppose the fact that the city used to be called Leningrad tells you something. What other country closes down a church?

But they are hypocrites. They have their own church namely the Russian Orthodox Church. This church is controlled by the Russian government. This is not how you get religious freedom!

Second they are sneaky. My website and company have been attacked by Indonesians. I have listed details on my website including those for a substantial reward.

So what happens? Well it turns out the Russians protect their Internet. It turns out my company which is the sponsor of the www.religiousfreedomwatch.org site is being sued by OAO TRANSTELEKOM. This OAO is apparently like the AOL or Earthlink of Russia but under the control of the Russian government. They are suing because an IP address used by one of these Indonesians is their IP address and I posted it to show how I and American Coast Title are harassed by Indonesians and I guess now Russians too.

They are suing for millions of dollars and they are demanding an apology. I have had to meet with Frank Berriz and Linda Blood about it as they are the other owners of American Coast Title and they are named in the lawsuit.

But they are even sneakier as they are also complaining to Stewart Title who are our underwriters. This could quite literally get us shut down all because I go through life according to my religion.

And, it gets worse. Some Russian radio station has sent press releases to my competitors telling them about this. I don’t even get my day in court with OAO and the Russians have already decided I lost.

But the real trick is they are hiding behind the Olympics. OAO is suddenly the official Internet of the Olympics. OAO says this somehow libels the Olympics. Well guess what I say it doesn’t but I guess what I say doesn’t count for much in Russia these days.

Maybe countries that value religious freedom should boycott the Russian Olympics again. That will teach them a lesson.

So that’s it. I hate Russia. The teachers way back when were right they had us hide from the Russians. Maybe we should of kept doing that. It is clear the Russians are just going to walk all over us. They are going take away our religious freedom and who knows what they will do after that.

Well I've been doing it since I was 12 and I'm 66 now. Give it up? I don't think so! It has truly made me the dirty old man I am today!

Nothing! Even when in a great relationship and having sex frequently, I still enjoy masturbation. :)

Post a comment

If you have a TypeKey or TypePad account, please Sign In

Let us hear from you and remember, inappropriate posts will be removed

Save $2.00
Our Bloggers
Logan Levkoff Logan Levkoff
Sexologist/Relationship Expert/TV Personality/Advice Columnist
Liz Rizzo Liz Rizzo
Writer/Director
Vixen Vixen
Bad Girls Rule
Yvonne Fulbright Yvonne Fulbright
Sexologist/Sex Educator
Kellie Murphy Kellie Murphy
Journalist
Pepper Schwartz Pepper Schwartz
Professor of Sociology, University of Washington

Recent Comments

I have been emotionally unavailable all of my adult-life (35 y/o)...I didn't even know that I was until I done a lot of soul searching and found that I WAS/AM INDEED EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE...I hav... Read More >>

Posted by: Bee | May 22, 2008 10:16:43 PM

This is sad. Women hate when men play games but all of these sites (like this) talks about not being true to yourself. If you want to be with someone then you should just let them know and lean b... Read More >>

Posted by: Roz | May 20, 2008 2:45:54 PM

Use online personals, love calculator create blogs, upload your music, video's dating forums and LIVE Video IM, 3D City, fall in love today!

... Read More >>

Posted by: Online Dating | May 7, 2008 8:10:20 PM

Have a Question? Click here for answers

Buy Discreetly
Click here to buy Elexa™ Vibrating RingBuy Discreetly
Buy Discreetly
Elexa™ Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA.